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"I think life should be more like tv. I think all of life’s problems ought to be solved in 30 minutes with simple homilies, don’t you? I think weight and oral hygiene ought to be our biggest concerns. I think we should all have powerful, high-paying jobs, and everyone should drive fancy sports cars. All our desires should be instantly gratified. Women should always wear tight clothing, and men should carry powerful handguns. Life overall should be more glamorous, thrill-packed, and filled with applause, don’t you think? Then again, if real life was like that, what would we watch on television?"

— Calvin & Hobbes

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एक माणूस सदाशिव पेठेतल्या वाचनालयात:

माणूस: ‘आत्महत्य’ विषयावर पुस्तक हवे आहे.

ग्रंथपाल: पुस्तक परत कोण देणार?

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Himmatwala…

There was a pregnent lady,
who was carrying a babygirl within her…

The babygirl was blessed that she could see what was going outside…

She could also see her future…

One day,
She saw a lady named SAPNA driving a TATA NANO…

Sapna was also pregnent with a babyboy…

This boy was to become the babygirl’s boyfriend in the future….

So,
What did the babygirl sing ????
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“Ta thaiya ta thaiya ho.o.o.
Ta thaiya ta thaiya ho.o.o.
NANO mein Sapna…
Sapna mein Sajna..
Sajna pe dil aa gaya…
Ki Sajna pe dil aa gaya…”

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"If ignorance is bliss, this lesson would appear to be a deliberate attempt to deprive me of happiness, the pursuit of which is my unalienable right according to the Declaration of Independence. I therefore assert my patriotic prerogative to not know this material. I’ll be out in the playground."

— Calvin & Hobbes

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"आमचे येथे १५० रुपयात शुद्ध शाकाहारी थाळी मिळते… कृपया १ रुपया, ५ रुपये अथवा १२ रुपयाच्या थाळी ची मागणी अथवा चौकशी करू नये.. ज्या कोणी ह्या घोषणा केल्या आहेत त्यंच्या कडेच जाऊन विचारपूस करावी.."

— पुणेरी पाटी

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"For some reason, the sound of children’s laughter doesn’t make mom sentimental."

— Calvin & Hobbes

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"I’m a misunderstood genius."
“What’s misunderstood?”
“Nobody thinks I’m a genius."

— Calvin & Hobbes

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बंड्याचा बाप त्याला सांगत असतो,
“कितीही झालंतरी मुलापेक्षा बापच जास्त हुशार असतो.”

बंड्या : अच्छा, मग सांगा बरं फोनचा शोध कुणी लावला?

बाप : ग्राहम बेलने

बंड्या : मग त्याच्या बापाने का नाही लावला.. ??

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श्रद्धा

एकदा गावात सगळ्या लोकांनी पाऊस पडण्यासाठी प्रार्थना करायची, असे ठरवले. प्रार्थनेच्या दिवशी एकानेच छत्री आणली. ह्याल श्रद्धा म्हणतात.

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"Change breaks the brittle."

— Jan Houtema